beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

[3:45:15 AM] leah: KYLE IS SINGING AN CARTMANS FACE IS REALLY
[3:46:11 AM] leah: WTF STAN JUST LEANED ON KYLE IN A VERY SENSUAL WAY
[3:46:45 AM] leah: OH NO CARTMAN IS SINGING]
[3:46:52 AM] quinn: FCK
[3:47:11 AM] leah: I CANT HANDLE THIS RN IM PONLY 6 MINS IN
[3:48:28 AM] leah: IM CRYING N
[3:51:22 AM] leah: “FOR A LITTLE MORE CASH YOU CAN GO INSIDE” (WENDY)
[3:51:41 AM] leah: “INSIDWE WHERE?” (KYLE)
[3:51:57 AM] leah: “MY PUSSY YOU SILLY GOOSE” (WENDY)
[3:52:03 AM] leah: WTF IS EBEN GONG ON
[3:53:29 AM] leah: STAN GOT WNNERNDY PREGNANT INM PSIISDING
[3:53:55 AM] leah: CARTMAN T4OLD HIM TO SUCK THE BABY OUT WITH A HOOVER
[3:54:55 AM] leah: THEYRE WATCHING PORN TOGETHER IN A FUCKING BAR
[3:56:18 AM] leah: <LESBIAN SHOWER SCENE>
[3:57:42 AM] leah: UODATE CARTMAN BROKE HIS BALLS, THE NURSE IS TELLING HIM THEY CAN BE SAVED IF THEY ARE OILED AND MASSAGED DAILY I WONDEWR WHERE THIS IS GOING
[3:59:38 AM] leah: CARTMAN DISHED OUT A SICK BURN ON THE CHIK KYLE IS IN LOVE WITH AND STAN WENT “HEYOOO”
[4:00:16 AM] leah: THRRERE DOIHNGB A PASRODY OFG KJYLKLES MOMS A BITCH CALL LOFDER ALETRT
[4:01:02 AM] leah: WHY IWS KYLE DANCING CARTMAN IS BURNING U AND I AM BIRNING
[4:01:21 AM] leah: OR I GURESWS HES N IT NREAlly DANCINGH HES BOUNCING UP AND DOWN
[4:01:28 AM] quinn: IM BURNING
[4:01:48 AM] leah: MEE TOO\
[4:03:26 AM] leah: UO0DSATEW KENNY DIED WHILE FILIMG PORN IM
[4:03:46 AM] quinn: FUCKING SHIT OMG
[4:03:50 AM] quinn: HOW LONG IS JT???
[4:04:02 AM] leah: TWNTY MINUTES OF PUIRE HELL

so i finally watched the porn parody (w/o the porn) and i dont know. how to handle. what i just saw

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

solaihzilla:

I did the thing (sorry for my terrible hand writing ovo)

I like to think that mink and koujaku are wild sleepers who dont know that clear doesnt sleep. so clear just moves out the way and watches them sleep fight each other until one falls off…which is koujaku because im pretty sure mink is stronger…

but lbr here…they are both just nerds

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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eigotsundere:

Need motivation? Do it for him.

eigotsundere:

Need motivation? Do it for him.

carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

sweetmadameblue:

theouijagirl:

kerplunkers:

hypo-thermic:

yogaboi:

toocooltobehipster:

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

    

confabulatorycrown:

couple a weird kids

hythe:

Each workout lasts the length of the song paired with it. So put on your sports anime playlist and let’s go!

You don’t need ANY equipment for this routine - heck, you can do this in bare feet and pajamas if you want to! It doesn’t take much room, either, so it’s perfect if you’re stuck in a tiny dorm or otherwise small living space.

Try to rest as little as possible between each move to finish when the song does. If you find yourself wanting to quit, don’t give up! Remember, Onoda didn’t quit when he had to pass 100 other racers to reach the rest of Sohoku, and neither did Seirin when they were facing Yosen and it seemed like all was lost. Push yourself to be the very best you can be!

PLAYLIST

Cardio: Yowamushi Pedal - "Be As One"
Strength: Kuroko no Basket - "Fantastic Tune"
Freestyle: Free! Iwatobi Swim Club - "Rage On"
Launch: Haikyuu!! - "Tenchi Gaeshi"

And if you’ve still got energy left and feel like you can keep going, feel free to hit the bonus round:

Cardio Burnout: Shingeki no Kyojin - "Guren no Yumiya"

It’s not sports anime, but you will feel like a total badass who can slay Titans by the time you’re done.